The Shorelink Garden Party

Our annual garden party always feel like one of the highlights of the year, and perhaps even more so this year, as it was not possible to hold it here in 2020 because of lockdown rules. We were very grateful to Suz for letting us use her huge garden in Etchingham, but I am sure she will understand when I say how lovely it felt to be back here in Brede again. And, as always, the weather was brilliant, sunny and warm

We are also fortunate that one of our members, Liz, is a brilliant and inventive cook and she produced for us a wonderful, sumptuous spread. Thank you, Liz, from each and every one of us, and thank you to her whole family for helping her in transporting and then displaying it to perfection before thirty ever-hungry Shorelinkers and their guests fell on and decimated her culinary art work.

Which was, of course, the point of the operation!

Food apart, it was great to see everyone and chat as if the last seventeen months had never happened. And we had some big news to impart, specifically some changes to your committee. After twelve years as Shorelink’s Chair, I felt it was time to step down and Ro, our secretary for all that time, is stepping down as well.  

So our new Chair-elect is Alvin, who has been my vice-chair for all those twelve years, Kate will become your new Vice-Chair and Sian will be your new secretary. Our AGM will take place on 13th September, where you can ratify those choices of officers. Stephen will stay as treasurer and Jenny as our administrator. Alvin will be sending out the Agenda and details of our new meeting place (once again, with thanks to Liz) in Robertson Street before then.

So a new Shorelink era begins. Alvin has stressed that if it is not broke, don’t fix it, and I think you can be confident nothing too drastic will change and we Shorelinkers  will continue in our endeavours to support each other both in our writing and sometimes in much more. Ro and I have been asked if we will stand again for the committee and have agreed.

So this is my last blog, over to you now, Alvin!


Shorelink in the Park: Freedom Day?

Monday, 12th July.

 A small and very select group of Shorelinkers met in the bandstand this afternoon, and initially were accompanied by a charming but somewhat verbose pug by the name of Sadie and several small children.

No, we were not expanding the membership merely quite literally seeking shelter from the storm.  Sadie and all were a picnicking party in prior possession of the bandstand, but were extremely graceful about our invasion. We braved the elements together, as the tiny streams around us became raging torrents (well, nearly) and ducks swam majestically past. 

In spite of the melodramatic backdrop of thunder and lightning, we huddled together and read our pieces on the theme of ‘The Toy‘ which led to some humourous, as well as emotional, reminiscences. I now have a picture of 5 year old Alvin chasing crabs on the sands of Jamaica forever stuck in my head!

It was a damp but yes, a fun afternoon. We Shorelinkers know how to enjoy ourselves, who needs cocktails in the sun? Don’t answer that! 

Next week’s theme is an oxymoron, Pure Evil. Make of that what you will. 

Monday, July 19th

And, of course, there were some typically diverse contributions, from the toy bear who quickly assumed some tear jerking human traits, all the way to a glimpse of pre-war Nazism in Germany. And a chapter from an ongoing novel and several poems with totally different takes on the theme. And more, so thank you for them all. You are indeed a versatile lot.

The weather could hardly have been kinder this week; we lolled on the grass in glorious sunshine. The right weather for our so-called ‘freedom day’, when most restrictions have finally been lifted, though we are urged to be cautious, as figures rise again.

Which brings me to the other subject of discussion at the meeting. As everything from choirs to concert halls open up again, we are hoping to find a venue for our meetings (by September) which is larger and better ventilated than our present one. So watch this space, I will keep you posted.

 In the meantime, see you this coming Sunday (25th) for our end-of- term picnic in the park – it’s a bring your own nosh affair and you are most welcome to bring along a guest.

Then the next meeting will be our annual garden party on August 15th, and we are lucky enough to have our own Liz catering for that. If you haven’t let us know if you are coming yet, please do soon, as we need to know numbers..

Our only proviso on all these get together is a simple one – vaccinated people only, please. Thanks.


Shorelink in the Park–again!

The weather was lovely today for the second week running, a welcome break in this unseasonal and resolutely damp summer.  Last week’s theme was Poetry in Motion and this week’s was The Cupboard. The pieces ranged from the comic to the gruesome, and included some beautiful poetry,

The park was unusually busy today, not only with the birds and the dog walkers, but also with children on bikes and scooters. It should have been a distraction but somehow it was not, in fact it gave strength to the hope that normal life will be resumed soon.

Let us hope so. In the meantime, next week’s theme is The Toy – see you there, same time, same place.


Shorelink in the Park

This is our third outdoor meeting, as dictated by the ongoing Covid regulations, and I thought In the Park sounded more descriptive than Outdoor meeting. After all, our last two such gatherings have taken place picturesquely in the shade of an oak tree while we lounged on the grass. And today was Midsummer Day, so it was bound to be sunny and warm.

And if it hadn’t been for the driving rain and the cold winds I am sure it would have been. But, come on, we are both British and Shorelinkers so we were hardly going to let a small setback like that spoil our meeting, were we? Hardy and resolute as ever, we crossed the  footbridge  to our destination,  noticing en route that the usually tiny stream had turned into a mini-torrent, and marched onwards to the bandstand.

Not much competition today, only one person in sight languishing in a wheel chair outside the closed café, but – wait a moment, isn’t that…? And yes, it was indeed, our temporarily disabled member heroically waiting our arrival.. (Well, and the return of her lovely carer, who was travelling some distance to find them both a much needed hot drink.) There were also some ducks around, obviously under the impression that the whole park had turned into a duck pool.

We rescued our member, then gathered up even more of our hardy members before huddling together for warmth in the bandstand. Last week, when summer was still here, we heard an absolute cornucopia of stories and essays on the theme Dire Consequences. Funny ones, sad ones, touching ones, so much to reflect on and to admire.

This week our theme was The Monster and although several of us had stuck to it, we were treated to some diversity, a chapter from one member’s second novel, which was very moving, an enchanting poem from another member’s recently published latest book of poems, and a fascinating essay on animation and film making were among the gems.

Now you would think, given the weather, that the afternoon might have been, well, a washout. But no. It wasn’t. In fact, I think it was one of the most fun meetings we have had. Sheltering from the elements in our refuge, close together so we could hear the pieces being read over the noise of the wind and rain, gave us a special bonding. We knew we were quite mad, sitting reading in the rain, but there was something uniquely Shorelink about our madness and our ability to laugh at ourselves

 It was a Midsummer’s Day to remember. Thank you all. See you next Monday.

Sally xxxxx

Shorelink Outdoor Meetings

Yesterday, June 7th, we had our third outdoor meeting in Alexandra Park, having skipped the previous (Bank Holiday) Monday. Unlike our last meeting, the weather was so gorgeous that we eschewed the bandstand, our usual venue, and gathered together comfortably on the grass under the shade of a huge oak tree. My only regret was that the necessity of afternoon meetings at the moment precludes so many of our members from joining us.

 But we were still a motley and enthusiastic crew for both meetings, undaunted by weather, traffic noises and passing public (that’s the peoples and the pups!). Happily, Alvin has solved the problem of noises off by lugging along a mic, so very many thanks to him for that.

Last week’s theme was A month of Sundays and this week’s was The Stain. Of course not everyone chose to do the themes, but as always I am bowled over by the diversity of interpretations from those that do

Both afternoon readings encompassed the usual miscellany. There was a delightful reworking of the Mr Men book, a humorous look at neighbourly (?!) relationships, and an extremely touching piece on teenage embarrassment and friendship, as well as a very creepy story.   To mention just a few among many others. And I do seem to remember something about someone’s favourite vicar, amid other gems, from the previous week.  And several extraordinary and beautiful poems. Love, laughter, thrills and spills, a typical Shorelink potpourri of excellence.

One member came perilously near to transgressing our no politics rule with his passionate condemnation of what he felt was the selfishness of those who refused the vaccine, but judging by the reaction of the group I think we were possibly 100 percent in agreement with him anyway.  As only three of the 126 people currently hospitalised with the Covid Indian variant have had both jabs, it felt like a bit of a no-brainer.

So, next week we meet in the park again, 3pm on or near the bandstand. And the theme was suggested by Sian, and is Dire Consequences.

And here’s hoping that normality is just around the corner.      Sally

Shorelink Outdoor Meeting.

The long awaited 17th May finally arrived, and we intrepid Shorelinkers threw off the shackles of lockdown, and ignoring wind, rain and thunderstorms, met in Alexandra Park. And, oh, it felt so good to see and hear everyone again.

The theme was Swings and Roundabouts and we had the usual eclectic and excellent collection of interpretations. Although happily the rain decided to leave us alone, the wind and the traffic noises sometimes made hearing the readers a bit difficult, but we got better and better at shouting out our pieces as the afternoon wore on.

There were some delightful autobiographical pieces, some spine chilling creepy ones and, of course, some very, very funny ones, as well as two terrific poems which added enormously to the afternoon. What a classy and talented lot you are.

And one of our members came loaded with goodies to keep us from fading away – thanks, Callum, that was really appreciated!

So same time and same place next week, and the theme is Never in a month of Sundays and was suggested by Sian.

SO looking forward to seeing you all again next week!      Sally.

Online Shorelink Week 50

We have finally decided to call a halt to Online Shorelink, so this has been our last week Not that we will stop writing, perish the thought, but because we have a physical (if out-of-doors) meeting lined up where we can actually read our work out loud to each other again. Just like before the world ground to a halt in 2020. I asked you to finish this chapter in our Shorelink life with a flourish and, as always, you rose to the challenge. The theme, suggested by Helen, was The Spider in the Web and it inspired some great pieces.

My difficulty, as always, is knowing where to start, so I think I will go for the one that made me laugh the most, and that was the rephrasing of a couple of old George Formby songs, custom made for a spidery sing along. I wouldn’t mind betting that anyone who was familiar with the tunes had a go immediately – I know I did. Then there was the brilliant draft of the script for a cartoon film, so vivid I could picture every move and hear every note of the accompanying music.

We had two poems from one member, the first an account of the trial of Alice, captivating, even though it cast doubts on the existence of Wonderland – heresy indeed. This was followed by a rather ghoulish spidery story, not to be read too late at night.  Luckily I followed it with a charming fairy story involving a very polite spider, a daisy chain and little girl. Another fairy tale featured spiders centre stage supported by witches and broomsticks, and will stick in my mind especially for the clever depiction of the child obsessed with her crystal ball, obviously the mobile phone from another universe. Loved it.

I am constantly amazed at the variety of the interpretations of the theme.  There was a wonderfully inventive spy story starring a kind of super-spy hiding in plain sight, and a suspenseful and brutal Mafia story – eat your heart out, Mario Puzo!  Another tale depicted a very inventive revenge by a wronged wife.  Then there was a splendid new vision of the World Wide Web with a marvellously unexpected twist in the tale. And, oh, the spine-chilling interview with the prospective nanny, definitely the stuff of nightmares.

There were several more poems. Although the humorous Leaving my epiphany to the spider was submitted as prose it was so poetic in construction and vocabulary, in spite of the meaning being gloriously obscure, it felt like poetry to me. Two soul-searching laments, in their different ways, left me hoping that it is not too late to save our world, in spite of our ecological carelessness. And who could not have been mesmerised by Song of the Spider Goddess?

We had an interesting reference to the importance of spiders in our ecosystem, and superbly eccentric skit on the adventures of 007. Another slightly mad non-spidery submission involved cross dressing, slippers with kitten heels and the WI, what more can I say? Also ignoring the spiders, there was a poem extolling the virtues of Hastings Old Town and hopefully the return of normality to our lives, and a quite lovely one about facing and embracing change.

We read another chapter in the continuing moose story, with Ryan learning more about both his own world and one he finds himself in. This is classy sci-fi stuff-I am looking forward to the next chapter.

Well, there we are. 50 weeks of brilliant, imaginative, ingenious writing. Nearly 1000 contributions. I hope you are all very proud of yourselves, I am certainly proud of every single one of you, yes, even Ro! And not only for the submissions, but also for the online conversations, the constant camaraderie and the support we have all had from, and given to, each other. You have helped to make the lockdowns bearable. Thank you.

We will take this Bank Holiday week off, and I will set a new theme next Sunday for our meeting on 17th. And, If I can finish this series of blogs on a literary note, to quote Tiny Tim, God bless us everyone!


Online Shorelink Week 49

This week’s theme was suggested by Sian and was A Flash of Inspiration, something to be valued in these rather grey times. Several of the contributions were delightfully humorous, for which I  was very grateful,

 We read a wonderfully creepy one about poltergeists, embodying the wide spread cynicism regarding their existence, which then had a suitably scary/funny surprise ending, and a quite charming poem featuring a mysterious would-be plunderer. Then there was a clever skit which managed to evoke both Hercule Poirot and Sherlock Holmes in a crime solving fiasco.

We were taken back in time by a couple of thieving drunks, who eventually find peace and security with a supposedly fierce but ultimately friendly dragon, and then travelled out of time again with a hallucinating giant . And still in the land of make believe, an extraordinary poem about a blind unicorn. This had much to say about misplaced good intentions, but was quite beautiful and thankfully eventually had a happy ending.

There was an interesting nod to an old film, Charlie Chaplin’s The Great Dictator. Now as some of you know, old movies are my passion and I could go on for pages about this film and that speech (don’t worry, I won’t!), but probably enough to say here that it is certainly both inspiring and as relevant today as it was in 1940. I wish I’d thought of it.

A very appealing poem about the bumble bee also gave a timely nod to trying to preserve both the bee and the planet. And there a wonderfully witty piece which basically produced a couple of very different essays on misandry – great fun! And at the other end of the scale, there was an atmospheric poem describing the glorious other-worldliness that can be felt walking along the sea shore.

Some of the pieces were more prosaic but I felt very nostalgic reading the potential inventor’s frustration at being beaten to the prize, though I confess it was the so accurate description of the shock of moving from London to the country that rang bells with me –and yes, the darkness of these non lit lanes. No-one tells you in advance how essential a torch and a pair of wellies are!

Another factual piece illustrated the making of a garden, inspired by an artistic feline (OK, so not all fact) and then a hilarious diary of domestic mishaps completed the weeks contributions. We had a few apologies as life is slowly getting back to normal and restricting our writing time. Which is why, next week, which is Week 50, will be the last Online Shorelink and although we can’t quite get back to normal yet, we are going to have a damn good try.

Shorelinkers, a full explanation and plan on how we are proceeding will be winging its way to you later. In the meantime, thank you again, and for our final online week the theme was suggested by Helen and is The Spider in the Web.

Let’s finish this unusual chapter in our Shorelink life with a splendid literary flourish! Sally

Online Shorelink Week 48

Obviously refreshed by their two weeks Easter break, Shorelinkers bounced back with their usual eclectic (and often delightfully eccentric) expositions of Jeanne’s theme, A Slippery Slope. The word count was limited to 500, so considerable imaginative dexterity was required.

Our writer who walks so successfully in the steps of Richmal Crompton made us laugh with another of her hugely enjoyable William stories, and another delivered an elephant tale (I am resisting saying tail!) which conjured up warmth from a frozen surface. And I absolutely loved the poem about the baby bear trying to join his mother on top of the frozen cliff- and happily eventually succeeding!

Another elegiac poem took us into the heart of one of Holbein’s Ambassadors. And just to underline our intellectual credibility, we had an essay on conceptualism in the 17th Century Anglican Church. Impressive, or what?!

Unsurprisingly, several of the stories ended in death and/or disaster, I found myself hoping the 12 year old hijacked pickpocket found fame and fortune on some South Sea Island, or some kind of revenge as enjoyed from the grave by another victim. In another piece, we had to trust that the teenage gang had strong enough lungs to outrun the criminal gang up the slippery slope. Yet another nasty piece of work got his just desserts in a superb tribute to girl power!

A hair-raising one of driving down a frozen hill to get home certainly caused me to remember some heart-in-the- mouth moments, and another, while pointing out the virtues as well as the nuisance of ice, described the difficulties of even making it into the passenger seat from an ice-covered slope. An absolutely fascinating one told of melting snow revealing ground littered with several dozen banana skins- no explanation discovered.  Banana-gate remains a weird mystery. How frustrating!

There was a charming reflection on beach shingle and its many moods, very relevant to Shorelinkers, and another, somewhat less charming but more graphic narrative, of a murderous resident taking dislike of religious canvassers to extremes. There was an apologetic diary from a Shorelinker who was having a bad week, (in spite of finally getting her hair cut!!) and a depressingly familiar stream of consciousness from a potential entrepreneur who appears to be discovering obstacles around every corner. We can only hope that ‘letting it all out’ will help.

Thank you – your versatility continues to amaze and amuse. I am hoping we can meet again soon, but for now it looks as if we must continue online. So, for next week’s theme, one of Sian’s suggestions: A flash of inspiration.


Online Shorelink Week 47

Some classy and fascinating stuff this week, though, of course I could say that with truth about every week.  Our theme was A Sporting Chance and I was especially fascinated by a couple of true stories, which not only followed that theme but also reached back to last week’s theme of Dangerous Waters.

A very gripping one described an evening boat trip off the Devon Coast which turned into a desperate struggle for the three people and young child who were sitting in the prow of the vessel, when it unexpectedly hit rough seas. The writer captured perfectly that initial feeling of disbelief that the danger was real and present, and a peaceful trip had turned so rapidly into a nightmare. Then, after the event, came the inevitable soul searching, coupled with a lifelong admiration for the friend who had made the child’s safety her priority. An unforgettable piece.

Another article recalled the loss of the Darlwynne in 1965, a cabin cruiser licensed for twelve people and carrying thirty one, on an unlicensed ‘jolly’– amazingly it reached its initial destination but then decided to make the return trip in spite of extremely dire weather forecasts.  Neither the cruiser not the passengers were ever seen again.

Moving on from this dreadful tragedy, I was vastly entertained by a gruesome fairy story, full of trolls and lizards and the like, but with a happy ending. And also one which cleverly concealed the ages of the participants until the very end, though I do hope the four year old finally got the better of her bullying elder brother.  There was a creepy story of the man obsessed by women called Caroline, who was trying to outdo Henry V111 both in the number of wives and the methods of dispatching them. Happily, he got his come-uppance in the final paragraph! There was more misogyny in a clever astral-nodding  poem which took a satirical bite out of our civilisation.

A very disturbing contribution from across the pond outlined the misadventures of five friends trying to recreate their boyhood with a camping trip. We are not given a description of what happens to the four who venture into forbidden waters, we just watch how it leads to their early deaths. Sinister, or what?

To cheer us up, and it did, came a story about Henny and Penny, the hungry but competitive hens, and a tongue in the cheek tale of murder at the circus. A short piece exhorted us to bow to our better natures and give the underdog a sporting chance, and another illustrated one romanticised the finding of a tree which bore the resemblance to a boar (see what I did there?  OK – sorry) And we had another chapter in or Moose story, entitled The Hall of Knowledge, it promises to expand Ryan’s knowledge of this other world.

A beautiful poem paid tribute not only to sporty women but to diversity everywhere and whatever the opposite is to misogyny – this was it. I loved it.

I have left until last a fascinating piece on the gorgeous Topiary Garden in Kent, which reads like a joy for anyone who loves gardens, animals and/or art. As that is probably most of us, I am putting the link on here:   www.artgardenthree/,    and let us hope, as the writer suggests, we might be able to meet up there sometime.

Thank you all, your writing makes lockdown bearable. We are going to take a couple of weeks off now over the Easter period, and will restart on 12th April with a 500 word week and I will post the new theme on Sunday 11th

The hope of an indoor meeting is still on the far horizon, but possibly we might grace the bandstand in the park again soon? Fingers crossed.  Happy Easter to you all.